March 2012
412 posts
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
They say "Life is a bitch"...so if a guy tells his girl "You are my life"...its like saying "You are my bitch".
lol
- Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
- Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
- Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
- Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
- Friend: Wait what?
- Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
- Friend: What are you talking about?
- Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
- Friend: What the hell.
- Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
- Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
- Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
- Friend: You're so weird.
- Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
- Friend: I'm a girl.
- Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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February 2012
430 posts
- 'satan' music: don't kill yourself, you're worth everything, fuck everyone else, do what makes you happy, I'll be with you, you are fucking awesome just the way you are
- 'normal' music: bitch ass money sex fuck cock it and blow it guns shoot dat nigga down money ass sex
When tumblr keeps showing error messages.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
reblog if you are insecure about the way you look.
